Dear The World,

Help me discover a man I adore– a guy who’s funny, gorgeous, smart, and isn’t utterly falling apart. However, said guy has to also adore me in turn. He has to think I’m beautiful (not just cute), amazing, funny, smart, and someone he wants in my life.

Only when those two halves find each other will things work out. You can’t give me a guy who fits all my desired traits and doesn’t think I’m worth his time, or vice versa. Got it?


Hey, also, next time I have an all-day fun work event two weeks before I’m supposed to leave my nice, secure job for a scary adventure, could you make sure I don’t catch the plague?




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